BEYONCE LITERALLY JUST CLAIMED 2013 IN ONE SWIFT MOVE GOD DAMN THIS BITCH GOT NO RESERVATIONS
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
but why is the guy wearing a hoodie
Partition makes me wanna hook up in a well lit establishment while onlookers are present
What a fucking sociopath, how you just post Vegan cupcakes nonchalantly like you just didn’t pull the stunt of the century
- beyonce's publishing team: how are we going to promote your new album
- beyonce: i'm beyonce
- beyonce's publishing team: tru
CAN YALL PLS STOP BLOGGING ABOUT THINGS NOT RELATED TO BEYONCE? THIS IS KINDA AN EMERGENCY
don’t yall wanna buy britney jean tho